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Kinja'd!!! "Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower" (timmyturner)
02/22/2014 at 15:18 • Filed to: Forza, Five

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I'm trying to kill my afternoon, so suggest whatever car you want to see from Forza 5.


DISCUSSION (43)


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 15:27

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Dey haz teh Beetle?


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 15:28

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What's the deal with your screen name?


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
02/22/2014 at 15:29

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I live in the asshole of Ohio.

I'll change it at some point when I have a creative spell.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 15:30

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Where exactly might that be?


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Coty
02/22/2014 at 15:33

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The old one. Yes. I have a drasticly modified one. Porsche motor. All wheel drive.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
02/22/2014 at 15:33

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Gallia County. Across from Point Pleasant WV if that helps.


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 15:37

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Show me.

Haha, I have my real life beetle in Horizon.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Coty
02/22/2014 at 15:40

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For some reason I can't insert pictures.

I'll keep trying.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 15:42

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Something Audi!


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 15:42

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F12 maybe?


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 15:43

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My wife's grandparents live in Wellsville.

Yeah, that side of the state kinda sucks. :/


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
02/22/2014 at 16:00

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I can't seem to upload photos.. Dunno what's going on.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 16:01

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NOOOOO!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > twinturbobmw
02/22/2014 at 16:01

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I can't seem to upload photos now. Dunno what's going on.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
02/22/2014 at 16:03

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It's pretty crappy out this way. Some decent driving roads around, but that's it really. Hopefully I'm moving to Cincinnati soon for a job.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
02/22/2014 at 16:04

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Gonna try something..

http://www.forzamotorsport.net/Handlers/GetPh…

http://www.forzamotorsport.net/Handlers/GetPh…


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 17:31

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Instead of playing Forza all day...

I went dealership hopping.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 17:32

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Ohhhhh purdy!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 17:33

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That's always fun. Unless your friends are idiots and think that test driving a lower level Mercedes and driving it on a muddy path is acceptable. That's story for another day.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
02/22/2014 at 17:34

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I have quite a few other Audis too.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 17:37

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Tell me that story, it sounds entertaining.

I went with my dad to some Chevy dealers to check out the Corvette.

I drove a 911, it was fun.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 17:57

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I don't feel liking typing that much


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 18:02

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I'm lazy also. I like the 911.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 18:07

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I like hookers sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 19:01

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I don't know where to find those.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 19:12

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Internet.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 19:30

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OOOOOHHHH


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 19:34

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I'm pretty sure a police chase just went by my house. Lots of diesel truck noise and lots of chargers and sirens sounded like.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 19:35

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Clearly looking for you, you're searching for prostitutes on the internet.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 19:40

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Clearly.

There were two 13 year old girls that stole a car, got drunk and high, and went on an 18 mile pursuit the other night. Stay classy Ohio.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 19:42

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Sounds like my sister. Ohio sounds pretty southern.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 19:47

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http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines…

That happened just down the road from me.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 19:49

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Wow you need to not live there anymore.

On a side note, that news broadcaster is awful.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 19:50

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I'm aware of both of those things. I mean all they had to do was turn left instead of going on the dead end road. They could have gone much further. Hahaha.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 19:52

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Women right? Great to have sex with, but not much else.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 19:56

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Exactly.

It's also kinda funny because that road is clearly marked dead end. West 588 is a fun road though. About the only good one in this county. Haha.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 19:57

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So now when you go for a fun drive with someone, you can bring up a historical event that happened there! A win-win!


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 19:58

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A great conversation piece! I could get all the Bitches.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 19:59

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I find it hilarious that you capitalized "bitches." They don't deserve that respect and you know it.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 20:04

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I only know of one that deserves it, but I just call her "SkankAss". Women are just as bad as men. They just don't admit it.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 20:05

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But the ones that do are always the sluttiest.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Brian Silvestro
02/22/2014 at 20:07

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There's nothing wrong with a good slut.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
02/22/2014 at 20:08

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Exactly. That's something most people don't realize.